Part 18: Losers Pinned For Wrestling Amusement
Episode #17 - Losers Pinned For Wrestling Amusement - (Twitch VOD)Pre-Show LPFWA Best Bouts #3 JunpeiHyde vs. John Cena FLAMING TABLES from LPFWA 2k14
Episode Title by Zephyr
Longrunning Palapatine Fights With Anger -DeathMaster780
Losers Pinned For Wrestling Amusement - Zepyhr
Ladies Punched Flamando Wins Again - Zephyr
IGgy IGsen posted:
All right! next show will be this Saturday, 10th March at the usual time
30 Minutes before the show we'll watch a classic match of LPFWA past: JunpeiHyde vs. John Cena in a Flaming Tables match. Here's the bit I wrote for it some years back:
"After defeating Flamander John Cena continued his rampage claiming victim after victim. At the Sandcastle PPV hell broke loose, IGgy got set on fire, Palpatine took over the show and changed the match card. But Junpei didn't give a fuck about this. He was just furious that he wasn't in the flaming tables match that happened that night. Junpei demanded the flaming tables. He called out the winner of the previous match at first but then John Cena appeared to the Scene and while the Sandcastle was burning, they would have a match that set the world ablaze."
Macho Man is still our opponent for the Bonus matches, so choose who gets to fight him here: https://goo.gl/forms/JDlpRkvd20zxzd1T2
#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp (c) vs. Tommy Wiseau
#2 Singles Match
Fruitsniffer vs. IGgy
#3 Singles Match
Nadira vs. Yelizaveta RN
#4 Bunny Championship :3
El Catire Arrecho vs. Flamander (c)
#5 Tag Team Match featuring former Kawaii Champions
Valerie Easton and Hell-Ena vs. Konami Kouda and Lady of the Lancet
Intermission:LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/JDlpRkvd20zxzd1T2 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
Main Event: LP Superstar Title
D the Destroyer vs. Palpatine (c)
Vanderlyle, post:100, topic:2484, full:true posted:
“You can’t give up like this, Fruitsniffer! Tu eres el maestro de los abrazos, and no one can change that! That’s why I’m gonna defeat the man who pinned you, and take his belt!”
yerpalhal, post:101, topic:2484, full:true posted:
-imagine this as a weird ass titantron video like bray wyatt would do-
iggy, iggy, iggy aw i asked was for one wee fight with dash rendar. but ye didnae deliever and if that wisnae bad enough you demote mah pal tommy tae the buskus curtain jerker. so come wie me…i’ve goat some stuff tae show ye.
welcome tae mah hame. shitetower many murders here so i goat it fir a song. So glad tae be back here after our many months of moon travel. But it means I can begin my battles truly. Come inside won’t you.
Feel free tae huv wan first bits on the hoose. See this is my true bru Iggy the true power behind my feats o strength. what powers me…what keeps me going. But my true plan iggy can you see it. I am so proud of dcb but she could be more iggy…oh so much more
you couldae been part ov my plans iggy. i respect yae as a fellow drinker o the dram…but ye broke mah heart iggy…you broke mah soul…whit dae ye huv to say tae that
gottle of geer
but thats aw ye think abot isn;t it…i am starting to think that dram stealing fiend rendar had the right idea…
IGgy IGsen posted:
#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp (c) vs. Tommy Wiseau
Tommy gets his ass kicked for a while then does his shitty moves and wins
Scene: Fruity gets in the ring and is sad that people say he sucks at hugging, then IGgy comes and tells Fruity to give him a hug.
#2 Singles Match
Fruitsniffer vs. IGgy
Fruity is victorious... but there was no hug.]
#3 Singles Match
Nadira vs. Yelizaveta RN
Yelizaveta completely stomped Nadira
Scene: DCB announces that now that she's actually one a match decisively she plans on beating everyone, eventually
#4 Bunny Championship :3
El Catire Arrecho vs. Flamander (c)
Flamander takes the win with the WO
#5 Tag Team Match featuring former Kawaii Champions
Valerie Easton and Hell-Ena vs. Konami Kouda and Lady of the Lancet
There's lots of brawlin' and throwin' going on but eventually Val puts the Kiss of Death on Lady for the win
Intermission:LPFWA vs. The Universe
Angus McMutton vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
Angus wrecks Macho Man completely but still loses by countout
Main Event: LP Superstar Title
D the Destroyer vs. Palpatine (c)
Palpy just kinda beats D, dunno what else to say. D tried
Scene: Palpy makes an open challenge for his belt, Kylo steps up and challenges him. Then Palpy tears into Kylo. Then Kylo says "Yeah, well, I can totally beat you up gramps". Palpy accepts but Kylo gets put in timeout
nine-gear crow posted:
...Soooo, now that Ren's gone rogue... Can I have my job back?
Let me see. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and "Go to hell".
Yo, boss. I just got off the phone with the stylist. We're all booked for next week.
yerpalhal, post:103, topic:2484, full:true posted:
Ah had the weirdest dream ah faught aff the macho man. I Hid him oan the ropes for most of the fight but he conned me oot of a victory. Did you spike mah dram Iggy?
Gottle of geer
ye huv a problem pal ye need tae face it. Anyway my commiserations to my boy El…ca…er…el ca,err my wee lucha pal. ye tried yuir best but the deck was stacked
Fruitsniffer posted:
Iggy, I appreciate what you're trying to do. You even went as far as letting me win, in an attempt to make me feel better. That's nice of you and I'd hug you for that but I just can't.
Vanderlyle, post:105, topic:2484, full:true posted: